Thursday, March 29, 2012

China?

It's amazing how many fans I have in China.  Well,  I'm hoping they're fans, cause I don't know anybody from China.  I do like their food,  and I've met some really sweet kids born there.  I have friends that have been to China.  They didn't mention anybody asking about me.

Shoot.  Did I forget to say that some weeks I have more visitors on my blog from China than say England.  Or Canada.  Sometimes they beat out Australia.  Hello Australia!  Nice people there.  Very friendly.  Back to  China.  Maybe they're trying to learn English.  Oh, no.  If that's it,  some body needs to tell them.  I'm not speaking/writing in English.  This is pure Texan, with a little Southern girl mixed in.  Oh, those poor people.  Can you imagine them trying to pronouce Ya'll?  Or just cause?  Oh,  Lord I hope they're not "makes you wanna slap yo mama".   I haven't said that,  have I?  Good grief.... no,  I don't mean grief is good... well,  it is good to work thru it, but....

Okay,  China.  I can't be a good influence for your people.  My accent is not gonna work for you.  Move over to Colorado to find a blog on folkart.  There's gotta be one.  Hell,  I'll help you look.  Surely you can Google it...  that's how I found my husband....  No,  that's not it.  I found my husband in a bar.  I found the dog on Google.  I get these things mixed up.  What were we talking about?  Google?  Yes,  they're nice folks...  Are we going out for Chinese again?

PJ Hornberger ©2012


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6 comments:

Beth Parker said...

You crack me up! Great post, PJ!

PJ Hornberger said...

Beth, you are the best. Thank you. But I gotta warn you, encouragment just makes me wanna write more. Giggles. lots of giggles

Cynthia Myers said...

ha! you found your husband in a bar! I love the honesty.
:) - Cindi
(now Following)

PJ Hornberger said...

Cynthia... if you read it here... don't take it to the bank. lol

Ronnie said...

Herro PJ,
Reaping Rizards!
I ruv you!

PJ Hornberger said...

Ronnie, so, you can speak Chinese? I'm so glad that you can. Now please send them ALL to Suzan's blog. They'll be able to find it. I put a huge sign outside with an arrow pointing to the big X I left on her front page. LOL LOL LOL Ya'll are cracking me up!